Long time no blog

Life has been so hetcic for patsy and me that i havnt even opend my pc for months!
since uncle herman came thruogh we have been able to get folks to do all the work aruond the house so we have time to do more intresting things wich is not just having fun but doing good to.
for a start patsy and me go aruond 3 days every week with a pickup taking food and cloths and stuff to famlies who dont have nothing and its amazing how many there are

We dont give it like handouts and wait to be thanked but just leave it in there porchs with a note saying hear is some things from a friend! it is real fun!

somtimes we give a big party for all those who were good to us when we dint have nothing and get some catrers from bentonville to cook up a fantastic supper for maybe 60 folk with some real good musicains
thats fun too!

patsy siad if we go on like that well soon get thruogh u hermans pile but it was a very big pile and i reckon it will last us for maybe 100 years!
we will get rid of a lot next moth when we go round europe to see all the places we herd about starting in italy

posted by luke

Home!

So hear we are back again we had a glourios time in aspen with too much to drink almost and we woked very hard on the slopes
Patsy was the best but we all had a lot of fun with no broken bones
we fuond some nice guys who came drinking with us in the evnings and althuogh everone thear was very rich you have to be to stay in aspen most of them was good buddys except for a few morons who kept talking about how they wanted to kill all the muslims Patsy told them they are pathatic and that shut them up
so now back to work!
o i forgot thanks to uncle herman i dont HAVE to work any more but i geuss i will do a bit on the farm somtimes becuase its real fun!!!

postedby luke

Off tomorrow

Here's a final note from me (Patsy) before we leave for Aspen. Luke is busy checking over our little convoy of three 4x4s so that we don't have any trouble on the journey.

All the seven rooms we have booked in Aspen have fast internet connections so we might be reporting on line from there but I doubt it!

posted by Patsy

Off soon!

its been a GRAET christmas the best ive ever had not just becuase for the first time in my life i have plenty of $$$$ but becuase patsy has been so happy too and althuogh she wants to do everthing herself i hired some help so that she cuold have FUN!

anyways its all over now and we are going to go to Aspen were they say the snow is good now patsys been sking before but i havntand niether have the others we have invited to come we have booked nice rooms for Ma and pa gorenhoff mary-lou gottschalk doc schlegel and andy he will feel a bit angry somtimes becuase all the rest of us spoke german when we was kids and somtimes when we are together we like to speak a bit its the only thing i can do better than patsy! but andy is a good buddy and will not mind!



This picture is not us but it might be in two weeks time!!


Patsy says she hopes i braek my leg becuase this will punish me for being so gready at christmas but she dosnt mean it!!

How to make easy bucks

as you know I don't need to make mony any more since uncle herman left me his pile and now patsy and me are living it high off the hog but if i did want to pull in megabucks i seen a good way of doing it with no sweat the way some dame in CA is doing
she started adverticing on the net that everyon shuold support our troops in iraq by WEARING RED ON FRIDAYS then she setup selling RED shirts and stuff. she says some of the mony goes to send parsels to the soldiers but she dont say how much and I geuss it is maybe around 1 pacent or less but i bet a lot of mugs will fall for it
Jeez i wish i had thuoght of a good idae like this when patsy and me were strugling to make a hard buck she cuold of made the cloths and i cuold of packed them up and sent them off!!!
Never mind we dont have to bohter with that kind of shakedown nowdays we can live honest
but if we ever need to make some quick 1000's of dollars i am going to tell everone to support some church, say like the church of the latter-day morons here in bentonville by waring GREEN BOOTS ON TUESDAYS and then buying a big stock of specal green boots and wait for the checks to come in i cuold always send maybe 2c a pair to the church so as to make it legit!!!

Big News

Patsy says I shuoldnt tell everybody this but everybody we know,knows and i dont care about others becuase they dont know where we live so what the hell
What hapened a few months ago was that my uncle herman died, he was much older than ma and lived in LA. I didnt see him since i was a kid but he usedto send a few bucks to ma sometimes and ma knew that he was loaded and told me once he was in some busness that was not 100 pacent legit but she didnt know what it was
Anyways, three weeks ago i had a letter from some shyster in la saying that he left evrything in his will to ma, and as ma has passed on it was coming to me!
at first I didnt believe it but it is TRUE and it is MANY MANY GS! We ARE RICH!!!
there is enough to give some g's to everyone we like who has been good to us so we have been having fun making lists, ma and pa gorenhoff of cuorse, mary-lou gottschalk (her ma died), Andy, mr miller and lots of others
Patsy says its more fun giving it away than spending it ourselves but i am not so sure anyways there is so much we can give away half and still have enuogh to have a great life!!

Please call!

Say Teddy old buddy ive lost your email adress and wamt to get back in contact with you so if you see this send me a message will you meantimes hears a nice foto of sluto that seminole guy who did the bad on us to remind you of our old times in des Moines way back when! Bet he looks diferent now!

New freind

Some aussie guy wrote me an email saying ruogh things and before i met Patsy I wuoldve smacked him some but she says be nice becuase proberbly he dosnt mean them but i bet he does so ill just leave him be. it must be rotenn living down there with all those wild bilabongs and stuff so I geuss he gets fed up and drinks to much like i useto.

What do you think?

Patsy says my blog is so bad its very good and i dont know what she means but anyways i have aksed all my buddies to look at it and say what they think and if they say its ok ill buy patsy a new dress!!

The new Luke, writing

You will see a big differance in this blog from now on, becuase Patsy has been giving me lessons in puntuation, using commers, and points and CAPITALS and all that stuff. If anyone else, told me I dont write good i wuold smack them some, but shes such a great girl i will listen to her, carefully. She says she wont teach me to spell, better, becuase she likes the way i put stuff, and anyways, she says, evrybody knows what I mean so what the hell.

Old buddies

Just had a call from Teddy Ames that I met in Des Moines way back years ago cant say just how we met becuase we were in a deal at the time that was not 100pacent legit but that was years ago anyways we kept in tuoch and he calls me somtimes to aks how i am making out he came down here on vacation about 5 years ago and we had a real good time chewing the fat about old daysand killing a hole lot of coors althuogh i bet he likes martenis better becuase he has a real high life up there but he is an up and up guy and when i dint have no money it dint make no differents we was just buddies
a whiles ago i put aquestion on his blog and he made a raelly friendly anser.
i guess maybe i will take patsy up to visit with him in boston sometine i bet she will like him becuase he is raelly straihgt just like her its good to have buddies

Disaster!

when evrything was going real good a tree fell on the shack!!!!
but Patsy and me wernt hurt we were at ma and pa gorenhoffs playing pool and the logging company have given us enogh bucks to get the shack even better than it was before AND stay in the benton hotel for 3 weeks with evrything paid so we reckon this is a real peice of luck!

Happy birthday Patsy!!!!

This was yesterday and we had a big party at brioso Brazil after we got back from hot Springs i gave her a big lether jacket and just for a joke some Christian panties like these she isnt a christian thank goodness but she thought they were very funny and says she will wear them if she ever goes to Church!!!
by the way i have cleared out a lot of stuff from this blog most of the stuff about Jesus when i read it i think how crazy i used to be and what rev Jefferson said he is indited for improperty with church funds so i don’t want to here from him and anyways now that i have this new happy life i am not intersted in all that stuff about God and eternel dammation
LIFE IS GOOD!!

Racing news ect

Razor Sharp wins but only 8:5!!
First time i was at oaklawn i lived on the 50c corned beef sandwiches they say they are still 50c but last year i joined the oaklawn Club so now Patsy and me cuold go there every day for realy good eating. That was good and then best of all although i only broke even Patsy came out $450 dollars ahead!! i was happy because i know she has almost no money but then she gave $400 to the sunami Relief Fund!! i think this was crazy but it just shows what a big heart she has
before we went away i found out that for the last 3 months she has been visiting 3 0r 4 times a week with Ma gottschalk mary-lous Mom who is dyeing just to sit with her and talk what a wonderfull thing that is for her to do when she has all her work and studying to do and she never even told me she was doing it because she doesnt need people to tell her how kind she is
this makes me think that Patsy is worth about a thousand times as much as all these freaks who talk about Jesus all the time but just think of there own souls and never do things for other people except try to make them religous and frihgten them that they will be tormented if they don’t pray to jesus. one of them told me to read the bible well i knew the bible by heart before i was ten and now i think it is just a lot of fariy tales and i read her blog and it was just repeating stuff from the bible and telling people they are full of sin. she says perfect justice demands that babies are sent to hell, being born with a sin nature!!! then she says that her god proberbly doesn’t send them there!! how can anyone believe such wicked stupid things just becuase they read them in an old book?
i think if i was going to be religous again i would be a Bhuddist because at least they are always kind and gentle like Patsy and Christians always seem to be dispising people and going to war like Bush. Anyways i am now happier than i have ever been and i think Patsy is making me a much better man less cigarets and beers and no fighting altho if anyone is bad to Patsy i will whup there ass!!!
now that i am servicing all hewitsons tractors AND looking after some of there stock with Andy i can save a lot of money and maybe we could buy a house out at niloaks near where her folks live now they moved from little Rock which would be good for me too becuase Pa gorenhoff is a great guy and likes me and Ma G is just like Patsy only not so beautiful!
LIFE IS GOOD!!!!

Oaklawn here we come

Patsy and me are going to hot Springs now for the racing and ill start posting stuff again when we get back on 26TH
im not going to bet more than $500 and im giveing Patsy $100 to play with becuase she hasnt got a dime wish me LUCK and Patsy even more becuase she deserves it and i dont!!

what does she mean

Patsy said today that i have been conveted on the road to damascus but when i said ive never been to pennsylvania she laughed and laughed and wuoldnt tell my why she is a funny girl but i love her

No more Jesus!

like i said my new girl Patsy has changed my life and the way i think about everthing. i used to dig jesus in a big way and rap on about him all the time but patsy has told me that he was just anothr middle Estern guy and maybe hes just a mith anyways so now i am concintrating on just being a regular guy and i am much happier.
Also i am cutting down to a pack of cigarets a day and go with the coors only on saturdays and then not more than a six-pack and patsy says i look ten years younger!!!!!
I found this site where you can get all sorts of stuff about jesus which makes me laugh now that i dont think he is intresting

New man!!!

i havent blogged for a while becuase my life has changed! I have met the most wonderfull girl in the world and she has made a new world for me! i will tell you all about her and my new life as soon as i have time!
she didnt like the photo i put in first which was one where she was pulling a face so i got this one instaed
here she is , An't she a hot patootie?

Sorry ladies!!!

i am in trouble with Mary-lou gottschalk who does our washing and cleaning about what i said about girls not understanding Jesus because she says some girls understnd everything better than men and if i do not take it back she will give me a good whupping!!
oK OK Mary-lou im sorry i didn't mean it i only meant some girls like the sillyone in Detroit dont understand and i know that others like m-l Gottschalk and Ma and Betsy Miller are real smart smarter than me which it is very easy to be. So OK?
Andy says hed realy like mary-lou to give him a good whupping so cuold i arrange it but i told him there is no chance!!

Crazy dames

altho the rev jeffersonsaid not to i went back to the blog of the girl who says that what the Lord said to Moses isn't true any more just to say sorry for wrting about homosexuality in a commet on the wrong post and to say happy new year but she wrote back a lot of stuff which dint mean anything and said
I do ask that you refrain from using crude language on my blog--it offends others, and I believe it to be offensive to God as well.
!!!!! how do you like that !! i spose she means when i talk about kicking ass and all i can say is that if this offends her freinds then they must be a bunch of pansies which is funny because she thinks pansies are an abomination unto God. our President talks about kicking ass all the time and i bet god dosnt take offense at him.
its funny becaus a limy girl put a comment on my very first post saying did jesus ever kick ass and i gave her the pcture in the bible where he was doing this to the monelenders!! she never replied to that.
rev Jefferson is right he says that girls cannot understand Jesus however much they try and its better not to talk to them about serious things none of the diciples was girls and he said woman! what have i to do with thee? didnt he.
Anyways, i shall not go back to this girls blog again and i have told her i do mnot want her on mine so thats that.

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